Question and answer

Q: What is the definition of an accountant?

A: Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

Q: What's an auditor?

A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

Q: What's an actuary?

A: An accountant without the sense of humor.

Q. What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?

A. Jail

Accountants don`t die, they just lose their balance.

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The jail one is really funny :lol: :lol:

I love the tax one :) You would not beleive tjhe amount of times I have to explain this to contractors on a daily basis!!!!!!

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