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loverfellow - 19 Jun 2006, 05:01 pm
QUOTE:
Professor Khan's English


Prof. Khan doesn't know English well. See how and what he speaks.

INSIDE THE CLASS:Open the door of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window.Let the airforce come in. Cut an apple into two halves -- take the bigger half.
Shhh... Quiet,boys ... the principal just passed away in the corridor. You, meet me behind the class. Both of you three, get out of the class. Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today... Take copper wire of any metal especially of Silver... Take 5cm wire of any length.

ABOUT HIS FAMILY: I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) My long sister was boiling in water so i send her to hospital.

AT THE GROUND: All of you, stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon...

TO A BOY, ANGIRLY:I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

GIVING A PUNISHMENT: You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and under stand the tree... You three of you, stand together separately. Why are you late -- say YES or NO ....(?)

SIR AT HIS BEST: Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theater, though the boy didn't see him. So the next day at the school... (to that boy) -----> "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema theater".[/quote]
Nisar - 20 Jun 2006, 09:40 am
Loverfellow yaar aaj hunsa hunsa kay maro gay :D
paki girl - 20 Jun 2006, 10:57 am
Close the doors of the windows please


:D:D:D:D:D


waysay is kee correct english kia hogeee :? :D:D:D:D:D
shahid_fss - 20 Jun 2006, 05:47 pm
Nice english :lol:

Well this reminds me of another joke

Once a teacher (maybe mr. khan :D ) asked his students

QUOTE:
Please translate the following:
Wo gia, aysa gia, key gia hee gia.


Answer he received was:
QUOTE:
He went, aysa went, key went hee went.


By the way I also dont know what is the english of "Wo gia, aysa gia, key gia hee gia." Is there anybody to translate it.
loverfellow - 20 Jun 2006, 11:45 pm
It should be like that

He went, went went went went....
ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: