loverfellow - 19 Jun 2006, 05:21 pm
Sir Isaac Newton and Hindi Films
Recently, renowned scientist of physics,
Mr.Isaac Newton, made a visit to Earth to watch some movies.
He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logic's and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk
and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun Chakravarthy,
Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, great Mithunda is
shot in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passes through his ears taking away
the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Mithunda.
2) In one of the movies,
Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one
bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills
both the gangsters.
Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a
revolver but he got no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does.
Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot.
As soon as the gangster shoots,
Mithunda opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang!!! ... And the gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the
remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km away.
As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh
remote ka button dabake
tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the
hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not
before he presses than damn button.
Now what to do? Sure enough,
there is a horse and the hero jumps on it.
Now there is a race: The current in the cable
connected to the electric chair is moving fast but
our hero and his horse are
desperately trying to catch up....goes on
for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair,
the hero
jumps from the horse
and picks the girl away from the chain and
husssshhhh. She is saved.
The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax... Taaalian!.
This was too much for our Newton to take
and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back.
But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one
last time and thought that at least
one movie would
follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and
Newton is happy that
all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives.
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the other side
of a very high wall.
So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajni has to
desparalety kill the villain because its the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup).
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
reached the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air,
with his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton faints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me if you like these. I can post more.
Recently, renowned scientist of physics,
Mr.Isaac Newton, made a visit to Earth to watch some movies.
He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logic's and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk
and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun Chakravarthy,
Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, great Mithunda is
shot in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passes through his ears taking away
the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live Mithunda.
2) In one of the movies,
Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one
bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills
both the gangsters.
Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a
revolver but he got no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does.
Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot.
As soon as the gangster shoots,
Mithunda opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang!!! ... And the gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the
remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km away.
As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh
remote ka button dabake
tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the
hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not
before he presses than damn button.
Now what to do? Sure enough,
there is a horse and the hero jumps on it.
Now there is a race: The current in the cable
connected to the electric chair is moving fast but
our hero and his horse are
desperately trying to catch up....goes on
for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair,
the hero
jumps from the horse
and picks the girl away from the chain and
husssshhhh. She is saved.
The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax... Taaalian!.
This was too much for our Newton to take
and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back.
But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one
last time and thought that at least
one movie would
follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and
Newton is happy that
all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops not so fast.
The climax finally arrives.
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the other side
of a very high wall.
So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajni has to
desparalety kill the villain because its the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup).
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
reached the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air,
with his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton faints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me if you like these. I can post more.