1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Krishh.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 3 minute song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = your mum's favorite Hindi serial.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies + Bakk Bakk= David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = John Abraham

15. 1 hand + 50 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. 1 shoulder + rocket launcher = Dharmendra

16. Graduate - ACCA + No Work = Forward resumes: no vacancies.

hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
You look like a great fan of Hindi movies.